10. Without thinking about it, you recite your birth date as "MCMLXVII."
9. You can't bear to end a paragraph.
8. You missed a half day of work selecting the "right" ink color for your Mont Blanc.
7. Often when you are speaking, oxygen masks spontaneously drop from the ceiling.
6. You fail to see the irony in calling a 60-page paper a "brief."
5. Your monthly bill from Monogram-It-All is wheeled in on a hand cart.
4. You refer to family and friends as "said family" and "alleged friends."
3. You've started objecting to your own questions, and you bill the children $300 an hour to argue with you.
2. You wear wing tips to the beach.
And the No. Sign you've been a lawyer too long:
1. You believe a 40-word sentence can actually be meaningful.
